Dear
Abby,
My husband has a long
record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of
the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his
money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but
already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant
and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The
few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive
gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week
he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the
Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's
demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a
loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost
Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're
getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others
pay for any vacations and everything else you want. You can divorce the jerk any
time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for four more
years!
Signed,
Signed,
hat tip Trudy
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